Here it is, the grandaddy of all lawn ornaments:

It's a full-size tractor. It takes up at least 1/3 of their front lawn.
I don’t know that you can tell how big this is from the picture. It is huge.
I do live kind of near farms, but I do not live ON a farm. And neither do these people. I live in a regular suburban subdivision!
I thought perhaps these people were doing some kind of yard work that required a tractor, but the tractor has now been sitting in the same place for three weeks. They have kids who are always playing in their front lawn, which makes it especially weird. Why would you use up so much of the lawn on a TRACTOR?
And now for the proud mother portion of the post.

What the heck is this position I'm in?!

Oh, I do believe I'm sitting. Hmmm... interesting.

Yeah! Sitting is the best ever!
I love the baby pics.
How are they going to mow under that thing? Also, I love that it’s obvious you took that picture covertly in your car. I’m kind of hoping someone saw you and now assumes a private investigator is watching that house.
he has gotten so big!
Wow, maybe they are hoping to attract tourists and charge people to sit on it in these hard economic times! OR, maybe they will rent it out for family gatherings and parties, or just to mow the lawn.
Awwww, B is so cute!
For reals? I thought only people in Western New York did that. And usually they’re rusted out.
Also: I want to squeeze that baby! He’s so cute.
You weren’t kidding because I could not have imagined that. My exact thoughts on the matter are, “what … why … ennnhh?”
B has the best facial expressions.
I double-dog-dare you to knock on their door and ask if you can ride on their tractor.
Perhaps they are using it as something their kids/grandkids can play on? I don’t know… that was a stretch.
What’s funny about your captions is that I totally see B thinking those things. With his facial expressions, you could film your own version of Look Who’s Talking… and it would be better than the actual movie.
Are you sure John Deere didn’t move in?
Sitting is the best ever!
Maybe they had these grand plans to do some heavy duty yardwork, but then the husband lost his job and now they don’t have the budget for it?
Or they won it at Bingo?
Is that the same house as the Holiday House? Perhaps they have decided that tractors = summer?