My mom gave us a weather station gadget for Christmas, but we didn’t set it up until recently because the temperature gauge has to be outside. My mom didn’t realize this, but our weather station gadget comes with an electronic female model who shows us the appropriate dress for the day’s temperature.
Sometimes she shows me that I should wear skin-tight capris and a halter crop top.
When it gets a little bit warmer, she shows me that I should wear a teeny tiny skirt and an even smaller crop top.
Today she thinks I should be wearing a bikini.
I was going to wear a t-shirt and jeans, so I’m glad I saw the Weather Woman before I went outside and all the neighbors laughed at me for not wearing a bikini.
To fit in with the technology theme, here is a picture of B hugging my cell phone. There’s really no point to this other than the fact that most of my posts these days include a picture of B.
Finally, here is a picture of our baby monitor, showing B napping sideways in the crib. We put him in the right way, but he rolls around and bucks convention by sleeping sideways, even though he has to curl up in order to fit in the crib that way.
That weather woman is apparently a crack whore. I mean, I like 70s just as much as the next guy, but 70 in the Midwest in April/May isn’t that warm.
I wish you would have installed it in the winter because I want to see what she’s wearing when it is 7.
I am getting a lot of anxiety thinking of all the times I was supposed to wearing my bikini and I wasn’t. What were they saying about me?!?!?!
This reminds me of how I wanted to be a fashion designer in the fifth grade, but I had just watched Pretty Woman so all of my sketches were of streetwalkers.
I’m thinking it might be a tit-bit nippley wearing a teeny skirt and sports bra in 70 degree weather… Maybe that and a scarf.
I’m also thinking I very much need one of those weather gadgets.
I totally need that weather girl. I am dressing all wrong! And 70 IS bikini weather where I live!
I almost blew wine out my nose. That is the funniest thing ever! WHERE do I get that?
The Weather Woman rules!
The video monitor is awesome! I’ve never seen one in “action”!
Does the weather station gadget come in a “man whore” edition?
I think B is just preparing for later in life, when he grows up to be a giant and must scrunch up into a ball to fit even in a regular bed facing the proper way.
I have no idea what that weather lady is preparing for.
That weather lady is awesome!!
I’m really curious to see what you’re supposed to wear when the temperature hits 90. I mean, is that when you’re supposed to go out completely naked? That seems like the best course of action after the bikini, after all.
Technology, yay!
Also, kirida’s comment made me lol.
That is freaking fantastic! Hahahahaha! Your weather girl is whore!
I’m with Claire…..is naked the correct option for 90 and above? If so, there have already been some naked days this Spring down here in Atlanta and I totally missed them. Everyone in Atlanta should be glad I did.
That is possibly the best weather gadget I have ever seen. Can’t wait to see what she does in a heat wave!
Hee! That is hilarious. Way more interesting than a plain old weather report.
I think we should sync her to your menstral cycle to optimize the accuracy. Because it would be inappropriate for you to be caught in a bikini while Aunt Flo is in town. Sheesh!
Hee! I also want to see what she wears when it’s freezing outside. I wonder if her midriff will still be showing.
I’m offended. Is it possible to escape the constant onslaught of images of women with completely unattainable body types? It’s bad enough that we’re constantly subjected to ads depicting 6-foot tall, 90 pound women, but now our weather stations are pushing that crap on us too? Again, I’m offended.
This is completely unlike me. I don’t mean to rant, particularly at a weather station. I had a bad day at work. Please forgive me.
Loving your weather station woman. We have a weather station too, but it features a little person who is apparently without gender. Very boring. We definitely need to upgrade!